i was playing around with one of my girlfriend's photos and it turned into this. Joie totally rocks, even though she's never having babies with me. i'm going to marry her anyway.

my shit may not smell like roses, but it comes in more colors. this is the septic tank of my creativity, experiments, inspiration, and all things unbillable. hopefully, the lack of structure and any resemblance to "useful" or "informative" content will keep things interesting enough for those of you who like to stop and smell the roses at the end of the rainbow.. .

you can visit my professional alter ego over at keithparent.com if you think big words are cool or something.